So we sat down. The whole meal was her asking me questions about myself, with an occasional compliment from her thrown in. I made her tell me a few things about herself, but the conversation kept coming back to me. From what she told me, she broke up with her foreign boyfriend from Hong Kong a few months ago. She went out with him for 2 years. So it seemed like she was at least sort of "experienced"...this is good I guess. I'm not really big into virgins anyway....it's messy, and they spend most of their time trying to adjust to the whole thing. Not like I've fucked a lot of virgins, but I have had a couple.

I don't come out and ask a girl about shit like that anyway, because A) they lie, a la Chris Rock, and B) it just makes the dude look insecure. Check yourselves there.... you guys ask because you are afraid of some guy before you being better than you, or whether or not he has a bigger dick than you. Well stop freaking about it, because most girls care about how you use it. Sure, there are those "size queens" out there, but they have been fucked so many times it doesn't matter how big you are, because chances are they use sex toys.

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